A Very Particular Set of Skills (Your Tension Don’t Stand a Chance) (Austin I-35)
Posted : Tuesday, September 16, 2025 05:04 PM
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Welcome to Joanna Iris, LMT yup thats ME! — the only Licensed Massage Therapist specializing in Masculine Vitality Restoration™.
Remember that line from Taken? “I have a very particular set of skills…”
That’s me. But instead of rescuing kidnapped daughters, I rescue hips, pelvis, glutes, low backs—your whole body from the beating it takes day after day.
Be real for a second:
🍜Aren’t you tired of year after year pushing through the tension, the pain, beating up your body, and never giving it the TLC it deserves? 😬How much do you think your body can take before it finally breaks down?🛑
I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I’ve refined over decades. Skills that make me a nightmare for tension, stiffness, and stress.
When you’re ready to:
Move with ease instead of hobbling around like you’re twice your age
Release the tightness that’s been holding you back
Feel vibrant, lighter, freer, and ready to enjoy life again
…I can help, I have helped 10,000s over the last 2 decades
✅ This isn’t spa fluff.
✅ This isn’t false promises.
✅ This is intelligent, targeted bodywork that gets results.
Your body has put up with a lot. Isn’t it time you gave it the care it deserves?
Ready to reclaim your body? Let’s do this.
👉TEXT - GOOD LUCK! *wink*
💵Rates:
60 Minutes – 💼 Starting at $125
90 Min – 🔧 Starting at $187.50 - When you can commit to TLC your body needs
120 Min – ⭐Starting at $250 - When you love your body! Peoples Favorite
🌐 Website: https://www.joannairislmt.com
🗓️ Online Booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/joannairislmt
📍Studio Address: 2801 S. I-35 Frontage Rd, Suite T13, Austin, TX 78741
📱Cell: 737.704.4659
Safe • Professional • Results-Oriented✅
I look forward to working with you and supporting your path to greater health, strength, and vitality.
Authentically,
Joanna Iris LMT MT130698
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• Mobile : (737) 704-4659
• Location : Austin,TX
• Post ID: 9159131128