Sassy Healing with a Side of Smart-Assery ..... (Phenomenal Massage - Austin Metroplex) - 737-704-4659

Note: Unauthorized use of my copyrighted material or theft of my artistic work without explicit written consent will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. I do not consent. Hey You, Yup You! *Tired of cookie-cutter massages where the therapist whispers about zen energy while you count ceiling tiles SAME.* Hi, LR, 14-year Massage Professional Veteran and I m here to give it to you straight! My massages are the perfect blend of science, sass, and seriously amazing results. I might crack a joke while I release that knot in your shoulder, but don t worry I m a professional and a little quirky. . . and a whole lot of heart with golden intentions for all. Don't like the kindness fool you, consider me a 145lb feminine feline in the wild, people friendly yet untamed *wink* **What Makes Me Different** - I m a Reiki Grand Master, so your chakras will leave here looking *snatched.* - My military background means I m organized, punctual, and can probably fold a fitted sheet better than you. - I work on horses and dogs too (because humans aren t the only ones with stress). - I believe in kindness, clean living, and that life s too short to not have at least one croissant. - Ordained Priestess - yup cause living by my intuition never lead me down the wrong path **Massage Details:** - Luxurious *heated table* - *Hot towels* (because they re better than warm hugs) - *Heated oil* that makes your skin feel like butter - Techniques that fix what hurts and leave you feeling brand new ** Offerings That ll Have You Saying Ahhhh ** - ** Nurturing Soft Touch:** Perfect for when you need the gentle side of things - ** Relaxing Deep:** The best of BOTH worlds, absolutely wonderful your combination body. - ** Sports Massage & Assisted Stretching:** For the active souls who want to keep moving pain-free. - ** Golfers Massage:** Because your swing deserves better. - ** Lumbar Liberation:** Freedom for your lower back it s a revolution! - glute cupping is involved! - ** Prostate Harmony Health:** A gentle vacuum cupping treatment to promote optimal health and balance. - ** Sexual Vitality for ED:** Another gentle vacuum cupping treatment tailored for men looking to reclaim vitality. - ** Master-Level Reiki:** For those seeking energy healing and a little cosmic TLC. ** Rates (Because Self-Care is Priceless, Thank you for Trusting me with your most Priceless Treasure, YOUR BODY! )** **In-Studio:** 125/hr | 180/1.5 hrs ( Your body will love YOU! )| 230/2 hrs ( Customer favorite!) **Outcall:** (Discerning locations only) 150/hr | 225/1.5 hrs Your body will love YOU! | 275/2 hrs ( Customer favorite!) (+ valet) My cozy studio just south of downtown right off i-35 ** is your sanctuary for relaxation, healing, and a better quality of life. Let s get you from ugh to AHHHHHH. Stalk me on IG @LadySeknyxis If you re looking for someone who s as skilled as they are sassy, who can make you laugh *and* feel amazing, stop scrolling. Book now your shoulders will thank you later. Bestest Massage Therapist Ever, LR 737.704.4659 ** The Fine Print (aka: Keep It Classy, Folks) ** This is a professional, high-integrity space where adults come to feel amazing not act like hormonal teenagers . If you can t bring respectful, adult-level communication to the table, please keep scrolling. I don t take nonsense, and you ll be shown the door faster than you can say stress-free.