“Ahhh… Body Care!” 🎶 (In Studio Austin Metroplex)

© Note: Unauthorized use of my copyrighted material or theft of my artistic work without explicit written consent will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. I do not consent. Welcome to Joanna Iris, LMT yup thats ME! — the only Licensed Massage Therapist specializing in Masculine Vitality Restoration™. 😖 Back tightening every time you bend? 🦴 Hips creaking like rusted hinges? 💼 Shoulders locked up tighter than Fort Knox from stress? Your body is playing the same chorus on repeat: “Help me out, I’m stuck again.” I specialize in evidence-based massage therapy and mobility restoration for men. Each session blends: 💆‍♂️ Medical massage for pain relief 🌀 Myofascial release for mobility 🧘 Nervous system reset for calm and recovery Benefits you’ll notice: ⚡ Relief from stubborn tension ⚡ Improved hip and back mobility ⚡ Reduced stress and deeper calm ⚡ Restored energy and confidence 🎸 Don’t wait until your body’s screaming louder than a rock anthem. 📅 Book your session online today — because “Ahhh… Body Care!” sounds way better than “Ahhh… My Back!” 📅 **Book online now** and lock in your tune-up before your body files a complaint of its own. 🗓️ 💵Rates: 60 Minutes – Focused Reset 💼 Starting at $125hr Ideal for targeted work on one or two areas of concern. A precise, clinical session designed for pain relief, mobility improvement, or nervous system calming. 90 Minutes – Complete Tune-Up 🔧 Starting at $187.50 for 90minutes A comprehensive session allowing full-body integration. Perfect for men seeking deeper release, improved circulation, and restoration of balance. 120 Minutes – The Gentleman’s Favorite ⭐Starting at $250 for 2hours Our most requested session. Two full hours dedicated to a complete restoration experience — combining advanced massage, myofascial release, and restorative techniques. This is the gold standard for men who value results, relaxation, and long-lasting vitality. 🌐 Website: https://www.joannairislmt.com 🗓️ Online Booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/joannairislmt 📍Studio Address: 2801 S. I-35 Frontage Rd, Suite T13, Austin, TX 78741 📱Cell: 737.704.4659 Licensed Massage Therapist | Clinical Training in Medical Massage & Myofascial Release Safe • Professional • Results-Oriented ✅ 📲 Text 737-704-4659 with “My glutes ghosted me—can you bring them back?” (or something close enough) to start your journey. Call me the Ghost Buster! I got your back! hey, Joanna works too!