💔 The Break-Up 💔➡️💪 (Studio - ATX - Austin)
Posted : Monday, October 13, 2025 03:15 PM
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Welcome to Joanna Iris, LMT — yup, that’s me 👋. The only Licensed Massage Therapist crazy enough (and trained enough) to specialize in Masculine Vitality Restoration™.
In the movie *The Break-Up*, the couple just couldn’t make it work. Arguments, tension, frustration — sound familiar?
Except in this case… the toxic relationship is with your own body:
🪑 Tight hips that won’t let you move freely.
🧱 Low back tension that never takes a day off.
🍜 A prostate and vitality that feel more like “downtime” than “showtime.”
Gentlemen, it’s time to file for divorce — from stiffness, pain, and the kind of circulation issues that kill confidence in the bedroom.
That’s where **Masculine Vitality Restoration™** comes in.
Through evidence-based massage, pelvic floor support, and mobility restoration, I help men:
✅ Break up with tight hips and low back pain
✅ Improve pelvic circulation and prostate health
✅ Restore strength, stamina, and yes — performance where it matters most
Forget Hollywood drama. This is the happy ending your body deserves. 😉
📅 **Book your Masculine Vitality Restoration™ session online today** — and let’s rewrite your body’s love story.
💵Rates:
60 Minutes – Focused Reset 💼 Starting at $125hr
Ideal for targeted work on one or two areas of concern. A precise, clinical session designed for pain relief, mobility improvement, or nervous system calming.
90 Minutes – Complete Tune-Up 🔧 Starting at $187.50 for 90minutes
A comprehensive session allowing full-body integration. Perfect for men seeking deeper release, improved circulation, and restoration of balance.
120 Minutes – The Gentleman’s Favorite ⭐Starting at $250 for 2hours
Our most requested session. Two full hours dedicated to a complete restoration experience — combining advanced massage, myofascial release, and restorative techniques. This is the gold standard for men who value results, relaxation, and long-lasting vitality.
🌐 Website: https://www.joannairislmt.com
🗓️ Online Booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/joannairislmt
📍Studio Address: 2801 S. I-35 Frontage Rd, Suite T13, Austin, TX 78741
📱Cell: 737.704.4659
👉 “Text me: *‘It’s not me, it’s the desk…’* if you’re ready to break up with pain and reclaim your vitality.”
Safe • Professional • Results-Oriented✅
I look forward to working with you and supporting your path to greater health, strength, and vitality.
Authentically,
Joanna Iris LMT MT130698
**Licensed Massage Therapist** | Clinical Training in Medical Massage & Myofascial Release
Safe • Professional • Results-Oriented ✅
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• Mobile : (737) 704-4659
• Location : Austin,TX
• Post ID: 9159157583