Masculine Vitality Restoration™ 🍜➡️💪 (South I35 Austin - ATX)

© Note: Unauthorized use of my copyrighted material or theft of my artistic work without explicit written consent will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. I do not consent. Welcome to Joanna Iris, LMT yup thats ME! — the only Licensed Massage Therapist specializing in Masculine Vitality Restoration™. Remember the movie *The Hangover*? Three guys wake up wrecked, confused, and wondering what happened the night before. Now imagine your body doing the same thing… but every day: 😬 Energy missing. 🛑 Confidence gone. 🍜 And yes — your “leading man” acting more like a limp noodle than a blockbuster star. It’s not a comedy when it’s your reality. That’s where **Masculine Vitality Restoration™** comes in. Through evidence-based massage, mobility work, and restorative techniques, my sessions clinically support: ✅ Prostate health ✅ Erectile Dysfunction relief ✅ Circulation and vitality ✅ Better performance — in and out of the gym (and yes, the bedroom too) Think of it as your reset button — like the morning-after recovery, minus the missing tooth and tigers in your hotel room 🐅😉. 📅 **Book your Masculine Vitality Restoration™ session online today** — because life’s too short for your body to feel like a bad sequel. 👉 “Looks like you’re ready for an upgrade from limp noodle 🍜 to steel cable 💪 — let’s get your Masculine Vitality Restoration™ session booked.” TEXT - I need a steel cable damnit! 💵Rates: 60 Minutes – Focused Reset 💼 Starting at $125hr Ideal for targeted work on one or two areas of concern. A precise, clinical session designed for pain relief, mobility improvement, or nervous system calming. 90 Minutes – Complete Tune-Up 🔧 Starting at $187.50 for 90minutes A comprehensive session allowing full-body integration. Perfect for men seeking deeper release, improved circulation, and restoration of balance. 120 Minutes – The Gentleman’s Favorite ⭐Starting at $250 for 2hours Our most requested session. Two full hours dedicated to a complete restoration experience — combining advanced massage, myofascial release, and restorative techniques. This is the gold standard for men who value results, relaxation, and long-lasting vitality. 🌐 Website: https://www.joannairislmt.com 🗓️ Online Booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/joannairislmt 📍Studio Address: 2801 S. I-35 Frontage Rd, Suite T13, Austin, TX 78741 📱Cell: 737.704.4659 Safe • Professional • Results-Oriented✅ I look forward to working with you and supporting your path to greater health, strength, and vitality. Authentically, Joanna Iris LMT MT130698