🐎 From Desk Jockey to Body Champion – Tech Neck Reset 🐎 (Austin I-35)
Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2025 02:08 PM
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**Austin, TX | Private Studio | Advanced Massage & Mobility Work** Sunday to Friday 10am - 9ish
24/7 online booking https://www.massagebook.com/biz/echoesofedenatx
## 📣 Calling All Desk Jockeys
You spend 8+ hours riding your ergonomic chair like it’s a prize-winning stallion—except instead of trophies, you’re winning:
* Stiff necks 🤦
* Rounded shoulders 🐢
* Tight hips 🪑
* And a spine shaped like a question mark ❓
If your body feels like it’s been betting on the wrong horse (aka: “Team Laptop”), it’s time for a reset.
## 🎯 What You’ll Get in This Session:
✅ **Tech Neck Release** – melt the knots from screens, stress, and slouching
✅** Desk Jockey Syndrome**– unbind the body from racing at the computer and open up to a whole new life
## 🏆 The Winner’s Circle Rates:
* \$125 / 60 min – The Quick Lap
* \$180 / 90 min – The Strong Finish (⭐ popular pick)
* \$230 / 120 min – 👑 The Customer Favorite: “Because your spine deserves the full race day treatment.”
## 📲 How to Book
Text **737-704-4659** with one of these cheeky race-day lines:
* “My posture’s betting on the wrong horse.”
* “Tech neck is winning by a mile.”
* “Help, my spine just threw in the towel.”
* “My hips are locked tighter than the gates at the Derby.”
Or skip straight to online booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/echoesofedenatx
## 🚫 No Funny Business
Professional, trauma-informed, results-driven bodywork only. Respectful adults welcome, Craigslist weirdness not invited.
## 🐎 Ready to Retire from Desk Jockey Life?
Your body doesn’t have to keep losing this race. Get back in the saddle feeling stronger, looser, and taller.
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• Mobile : (737) 704-4659
• Location : Austin,TX
• Post ID: 9159104343