🐎 From Desk Jockey to Body Champion – Tech Neck Reset 🐎 (Austin I-35)

**© Legal Notice** Unauthorized use of my copyrighted material or theft of my artistic work without my explicit written consent will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. I do not consent. **Austin, TX | Private Studio | Advanced Massage & Mobility Work** Sunday to Friday 10am - 9ish 24/7 online booking https://www.massagebook.com/biz/echoesofedenatx ## 📣 Calling All Desk Jockeys You spend 8+ hours riding your ergonomic chair like it’s a prize-winning stallion—except instead of trophies, you’re winning: * Stiff necks 🤦 * Rounded shoulders 🐢 * Tight hips 🪑 * And a spine shaped like a question mark ❓ If your body feels like it’s been betting on the wrong horse (aka: “Team Laptop”), it’s time for a reset. ## 🎯 What You’ll Get in This Session: ✅ **Tech Neck Release** – melt the knots from screens, stress, and slouching ✅** Desk Jockey Syndrome**– unbind the body from racing at the computer and open up to a whole new life ## 🏆 The Winner’s Circle Rates: * \$125 / 60 min – The Quick Lap * \$180 / 90 min – The Strong Finish (⭐ popular pick) * \$230 / 120 min – 👑 The Customer Favorite: “Because your spine deserves the full race day treatment.” ## 📲 How to Book Text **737-704-4659** with one of these cheeky race-day lines: * “My posture’s betting on the wrong horse.” * “Tech neck is winning by a mile.” * “Help, my spine just threw in the towel.” * “My hips are locked tighter than the gates at the Derby.” Or skip straight to online booking: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/echoesofedenatx ## 🚫 No Funny Business Professional, trauma-informed, results-driven bodywork only. Respectful adults welcome, Craigslist weirdness not invited. ## 🐎 Ready to Retire from Desk Jockey Life? Your body doesn’t have to keep losing this race. Get back in the saddle feeling stronger, looser, and taller.