I am the Greatest! - Ooooppppssssiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Life Happens (Massage - Austin Metroplex)

In Studio now available - Note- tech issues with phone- use temp number (512) 980-8177 Are you feeling like your body is just another part of your daily grind? Whether you're hunched over a desk, creating art with tattoos, or navigating life from the driver's seat, I invite you into a world of relaxation and rejuvenation. With over 14 years of devoted practice, I specialize in making you feel not just better, truly cared for. **Offerings** - ** Gentle Destress:** Escape the daily grind with a destressing massage that nurtures your body and soothes your soul. - **Relaxing Deep:** Imagine letting go of all that tension, sinking into a state of peace and calm. - **Cervical Tech Neck Relief:** Tailored for those who've battled the modern curse of 'text neck' or the relentless desk life. - **Desk Jockey Massage:** Revitalize your overworked body with a specifically designed to relieve the tensions of office life, driving or bent over a client as a tattoo artist. - **Vacuum Cupping Therapy:** - **For Women:** Gently enhance your fertility journey or heal from trauma with a focus on your pelvic floor health. - **For Men:** Address prostate health and erectile concerns with empathy and expertise. **My Qualifications (just to name a few):** - **Licensed Massage Therapist Professional ** - **Degree in Massage Therapy** - **Certified in Modalities Like:** - Myo-Skeletal Alignment - Myo-Fascial Release with Vacuum Cupping - Pelvic-Lumbar Posture Correction - Visceral Massage - Neuromuscular Facilitation - Assisted Stretching - Trigger Point Therapy - **Reiki Grand Master / Teacher:** Currently working towards High Grand Master certification, bringing healing energy into your life. **Why Me?** With mastery honed over more than 10,000 hours and countless bodies attended to, I am truly a Master of Massage, a Master of a Healing waymaker. Your body is a sacred space, deserving of loving, respectful touch. I don't just massage; I connect, heal, and honor your journey. My sessions are designed to not only alleviate physical stress but also to lift your spirits with the healing power of Reiki, Energy and Physical Alchemy. **Outcall Rates:** - 1 Hour: $140 - 1.5 Hours: $200 - 2 Hours: $250 **In Studio Rates:** - 1 Hour: $120 - 1.5 Hours: $180 - 2 Hours: $230 **What's Included:** - Heated Oils - Heated Table - Hot Towels - Aromatherapy - Professional Spa Quality Earthlite Massage Table Let’s turn your home into a sanctuary of healing. Experience a session that resonates with your need for care, compassion, and energy balance. Whether you're seeking relief or a deeper connection with your body, I'm here to offer that with a warm, understanding touch. Contact me to schedule your session or for any questions. Let's embark on a journey to transform your health and well-being, one nurturing touch at a time. LR - (512) 980-8177 **Note:** I provide a professional, caring service. Let's ensure our interactions are as warm and respectful as the treatments I offer.